Posted 1 day ago

stylish-bitch:

nezua:

Mummy Kills Bad Daydream, One Smile at a Time

Makes me laugh every time. 

(Source: ratak-monodosico)

Posted 1 day ago

powerjock:

codeinewarrior:

the confederate flag is racist

"omg no it’s not! i’m just proud of my heritage!"

which is treating other human beings as property

"The Civil War wasn’t about slavery it was about State’s Rights!" 

yeah the state’s right to own slaves lmao

Posted 1 day ago
Posted 1 day ago

honey-coquette:

yesmissmori:

THINX Underwear:

OH SHIT YOU GUYS THIS COMPANY IS MAKING UNDERWEAR THAT IS STAIN RESISTANT, ANTIMICROBIAL, AND WILL ABSORB UP TO 6 TEASPOONS OF LIQUID BUT STILL LOOKS FUCKING SEXY

AND DID I MENTION THIS PART:

For every pair of THINX you buy, you help one girl in the developing world stay in school by providing her with seven washable, reusable cloth pads.

AND WHY IS THAT SUCH A BIG DEAL? HERE’S WHY:

After doing some research, Agrawal says she found that more than 100 million girls in the developing world were missing a week of school because of their periods, and using things such as leaves, old rags, or plastic bags in the place of sanitary pads.

THE SIZES RUN FROM XS TO XXL AND THE PRICES ARE NOT INSANE, THEY’RE OBVIOUSLY HIGHER THAN THOSE 5 FOR $10 SALES AT TARGET BUT YOU WON’T HAVE TO THROW THEM OUT BECAUSE YOU MISCALCULATED YOUR FLOW AND BLED ALL OVER THEM BEFORE YOU COULD GET TO A BATHROOM

I’M SORRY FOR SHOUTING I’M JUST REALLY EXCITED ABOUT THIS

LIKE HOLY FUCKBASKET IT’S ABOUT DAMN TIME

Wait they’re sexy panties with built in pads?

Posted 5 days ago

He’s useless in a hospital!

(Source: katematlin)

Posted 5 days ago

sweptoutofmymind:

today I burned my tongue on a piece of pizza and I think that it’s a very strong metaphor that sometimes the things you love most in life will hurt you.

Posted 5 days ago
Posted 5 days ago
"Well let me tell you something, mister. If I had her money, I’d be richer than she is. Because I’d keep my candy store. Old Sally Tomato — that’s my candy store! I’d always keep Sally."

(Source: hepburny)

Posted 5 days ago
Posted 5 days ago

ruinedchildhood:

IT’S NOT A PHASE MOM